Shut The Fuck Up And Create Your Fucking Art
(SERIOUSLY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU READING THIS? YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING CREATING.) I’d like to show you a picture that I have been debating whether or not to spread around. It’s my weekly royalties graph...
View ArticleOvernight—Short Film Premiere
Howdy y’all. So, I’ve got a little short film called Overnight. Not that little, actually—a good 23 minutes long. It’s pretty awesome. I’ve been working on this film for months, and it’s finally...
View ArticleHow Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is Going to Change Storytelling
I watched the premiere of Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. last night. I watched it live. I suffered through commercials. I haven’t done that in more years than I can remember. And I was not...
View ArticleThe Amazing Spider-Man 2 is Probably Going to Suck
Well, the new Amazing Spider-Man 2 trailer looks fucking horrendous. Why does this franchise learn nothing from the successful/unsuccessful actions of other franchises? I’m just pissed off at the story...
View ArticleWhen To Eliminate Middlemen
Middlemen exist in every industry, and that’s nowhere more true than the arts. For the purposes of this piece, I’ll be using middlemen even though they can just as often be women. In the area of...
View ArticleThe Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies Film Review, Part 2
Good morning Rebels, and welcome back to my life. So the Hobbit was an enjoyable movie for sure, with great action and a lot of fun. But how does it compare to the books? By the way, pretty big movie...
View ArticleMarvel and Sony are Making Spider-Man—TOGETHER!!!
Hello Rebels, and welcome back to my life. YOU GUYS. GUYS. YOU GUYS. IT IS DIFFICULT TO CONVEY THE LEVEL OF MY EXCITEMENT ANY WAY OTHER THAN SCREAMING AT THE CAMERA AS LOUD AS I POSSIBLY CAN. I’M...
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